3000 B.C.e., earth, the early humans have developed a new form of communications. it involves markings on stone tablets. immediately an organization was formed to control this new source of information and to destroy it as it is an act of the devil and not allowed in their good christian neighborhood. it was called The organization for the Moderation of this New Form of Media that We Discovered but not everyone Knows about yet Because We Have Been Moderating it.
48 B.C.e., egypt, the Library of alexandria, The organization for the Moderation of this New Form of Media that We Discovered but not everyone Knows about yet Because We Have Been Moderating it’s evil counter organization,* has become very successful in distributing their knowledge, because of the library. So the library was burned to the ground. Forensics will later reveal that the cause of the fire was a fire mixtape left by The organization for the Moderation of this New Form of Media that We Discovered but not everyone Knows about yet Because We Have Been Moderating it.
about 500 C.e., europe, The organization for the Moderation of this New Form of Media that We Discovered but not everyone Knows about yet Because We Have Been Moderating it has moved to europe. They have been unsuccessful in their attempt to censor media, so they have changed tactics. Their new tactic was to write the most controversial articles in order to highlight the evil nature of the writing and get the rest of the world to destroy it.** our efforts backfired, as the royalty deemed us witches, and we were hunted relentlessly. if not for the kindness of some peasant farmers, that we disguised as ourselves and then turned in to the authorities, we would have been exterminated.
1600’s, what will soon be known as THeuNiTeDSTaTeSoFaMeRiCa, the remaining members of The organization for the Moderation of this New Form of Media that We Discovered but not everyone Knows about yet Because We Have Been Moderating it have fled to the colonies, and having lost their documents, decided to take this opportunity to rebrand themselves, and named themselves the Correct People.*** They then continued to expand, and eventually gained the attention of many of our intellectual founding fathers such as Benjamin Franklin, Samuel adams, George Washington and JoHN HaNCoCK.
1765, what is soon to be known as THeuNiTeDSTaTeSoFaMeRiCa, but that is currently being debated violently, the Correct People are using the american revolution, as they have with most wars, as an example as to how writing causes violence and destruction.
Recent years, Blake, The Correct People have been in The Blake School since its founding. however, they have remained hidden, due to cultural disapproval. Then, Mr. Gazette began teaching at the school and learned of the legendary Correct People, and so he decided to give them shelter, disguised as a satirical newspaper named The incorrect People. The faculty later discovered the ruse, and challenged Mr. Gazette to a duel in the student parking lot. although both sides of the duel agreed to sending only one man to fight, they ended up having two full squadrons of soldiers prepared for battle arrive at the lot at the designated time. The following battle claimed the lives of a perfectly good parking lot, leaving it with the largest recorded holes in any road. No student or faculty member received any injury, but Mr. Gazette was never seen again. The newspaper was promptly renamed Mr. Gazette after their lost hero and has never received any complaints after that incident ever. ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————-- * This organization has also gone through many name changes, ending on BGH (Books Greatest Heroes) ** Their efforts were destroyed during the crusades, so no physical records last of this period of time, and we had to rely on their leader’s direct descendant, Safari Steve, to provide a oral history for this period of time. it is no coincidence that the only remaining blood relative of the founding members is working security for the only remaining location of The organization for the Moderation of this New Form of Media that We Discovered but not everyone Knows about yet Because We Have Been Moderating it. ***This made it impossible to critique them, as they must be correct. —Graciously Provided by Dominic Reyes, Official Gazette Historiographer/Chronicler/Annalist/Historian--
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We are a group of misplaced vagrants who, condemned from society, found our refuge in comedy.
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OUR PHILOSOPHY
Write it down and it will eventually become funny.
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